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To The Average American Male ‘s benefit, the language is short, amusing, and timely, allowing for the pages to progress along at a rather kultgrn pace. Kultgen wants so much to seem that it’s all no big deal, but he instead ends up looking like someone’s 45 year old mom wearing a mini-skirt to a trendy nightclub.

Apr 07, Patrick rated it it was ok Shelves: I understand how that criticism can be applied, and to an extent one could say it’s valid, but to the same extent it can be said that claims of “a strikeback against militant feminism” are also valid. This book is completely ridiculous.

The cover of the book is awful in the same way the book is “awful. It’s LA Candy for men. After high school, he turned down a full ride baseball scholarship to Trinity University in San Antonio, TX to pursue writing. In fact, cbad had become the exact opposite of what was asked of me in the first place.

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Oh, and the narrator of this book is basically Kyle from The Liewhich, i know this one was released years before, but they were basically the same person. I’d only read one of his books amerocan and now i know. There is no fucking escape.

Feb 08, Toto66 rated it did not like it. Trivia About The Average Ameri I have not read that book myself, but I am basing this discussion on the popular opinion that it is not a good book.

This book read like one of those late-night television shows that you watch because I didn’t love this kultgsn.

The Average American Male (Average American, book 1) by Chad Kultgen

The characters are terrible. That’s definitely not it. So it seemed obvious to me that an article describing the things guys enjoy seeing, smelling, touching, tasting, hearing and feeling should be just as vulgar, just as pornographic, if it’s intended to reflect the aerage guys actually kulltgen about these things. I did sanitize the book and eventually returned it to my neighbor, unfinished. That doesn’t mean I don’t want love and companionship and commitment – as the narrator demonstrated he wants when he actively seeks these things with Alyna – it just means I don’t want the authoritarianism, sexism and bankrupcy of the institution.

K wakes us up with shock therapy. Thanks for telling us about the problem. Act like you have thumbs. If I wanted to hear about a dude “shooting probably the biggest load of [his] entire life up [some girl’s] ass” every six pages I’d, well, be an idiot.

Needless to say, I wrote the editor back thanking her for her time and respectfully declining to sign the writer’s agreement on the grounds that the article in its edited form was not only stylistically incongruent with anything I would ever write before suffering from a stroke or undergoing a lobotomy, but also because its content was so dishonest. So it’s not a question of whether that happens, its just a question of whether you think beauty really is in the eye of the beholder.


We know that he had a childhood and parents who are still present in his life.

The Average American Male

The story doesn’t mqle go anywhere before the wonderful breakup scene the best part of the book – a great moment! No trivia or quizzes yet. And I forget if the guy’s new piece of ass runs away, or if he runs, because he is afraid of commitment.

We never get his name, but we don’t need one. Some people will tell you that there’s no time in one’s life to read a book you don’t love. Once that generation moves into the world as an adult consumer demographic, it’s going to be difficult for mainstream media to keep being ameircan about sexuality.

The Average American Male, for me, shows the hypocrisy and manipulative ways which so often nale rooted in women. I mean abysmally bad. So much so that I can’t even get mad at it.

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